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                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd 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grounded comfort with a raw, rebellious edge. The midweight, ring-spun cotton blend feels soft against skin while holding shape and print detail. A double-layered hood and slanted side pockets make it functional for days on the go. The front graphic — a gritty, apocalyptic-style crest with skull motifs and bold lettering — reads like a badge for people who speak plainly and carry a dry, dark sense of humour. Wear it on cold commutes, late-night rides, or casual hangouts to add attitude without sacrificing cosy, sustainable fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe regular, unisex cut layers easily over tees and flannels. Certified organic materials and recycled fibers keep the footprint smaller, so this piece sits well with shoppers who value both durability and environmental responsibility. The graphic sits centered on the chest, drawing attention without overwhelming the silhouette. It’s built to age with you: strong stitching, a ribbed hem and cuffs, and a roomy hood that keeps the look functional and lived-in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft 80% ring-spun organic cotton \/ 20% recycled polyester blend — comfortable and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-layered hood with same-colour flat drawcords and stitched eyelets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlanted side seam pockets for hands-on warmth and practical storage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOCS and GOTS certified organic fabric; responsibly produced materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular unisex fit with ribbed collar, sleeve hems, and bottom hem (280 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":54535816216905,"sku":"31842068337098768626","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ French Navy","offer_id":54535816249673,"sku":"20317818665590185794","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":54535816282441,"sku":"19674936384263248889","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":54535816315209,"sku":"41771183315280205470","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":54535816347977,"sku":"65398242111648112388","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ French Navy","offer_id":54535816380745,"sku":"30359037644269088050","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":54535816413513,"sku":"26355429811293677810","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":54535816446281,"sku":"22306196594506719437","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":54535816479049,"sku":"23647011387394650103","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ French Navy","offer_id":54535816511817,"sku":"29352913569651357111","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":54535816544585,"sku":"94570814008221720793","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":54535816577353,"sku":"85419499704598929520","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":54535816610121,"sku":"17007413499687846786","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ French Navy","offer_id":54535816642889,"sku":"22351632697984703365","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":54535816675657,"sku":"88784711971092320369","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":54535816708425,"sku":"95770075706525140434","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":54535816741193,"sku":"24094019924292264350","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ French Navy","offer_id":54535816773961,"sku":"32513153847398390373","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":54535816806729,"sku":"14972600622487226917","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":54535816839497,"sku":"30675184843557241331","price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/6028\/4745\/files\/13935859270697309101_2048.jpg?v=1780510232","url":"https:\/\/inchaw-merchandise.co.uk\/products\/inchaw-apparel-for-fucksake-i-cant-deal-with-this-shit-hoodie","provider":"Inchaw Merchandise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}